Miley Cyrus Got MARRIED

#1 Mrs. Miley Schwarzenegger

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger reportedly had the wedding of Miley's dreams at a drunken party. One of the dancers from her "Bangerz" tour officiated the ceremony. He was a little person, not that it matters, but it totally does. We don't know why. It just completes the picture.

 

#2 Did We Mention?

“A little person stripper pal of Miley’s who’s ordained as a minister was waiting,” one of the singer's close friends revealed. Not that it matters.
Ok, but really, that's not the only unique thing that happened at Miley's wedding.

 

#3 Golden Rings

Of course, this wasn't a planned event. So, the wedding rings were made from Miley's line of 24k gold wrapping paper (for tobacco!). That wrapping paper is $65 for 12 sheets. Cheap rings. Ghetto!

 

#4 A New Kennedy?!

Well, things are really changing. The marriage of 22-year-old Miley, and 21-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger are not the only controversial thing to happen to the Kennedy family.

 

#5 Wedding Gown

Recently, Miley and Patrick were spotted in Beverly Hills gazing at this princess wedding gown. Could there be a proper, LEGAL, wedding soon to come?

 

#6 Phone Love

Like all true loves, this couple is comfortable enough to do those normal couple things everyone does, like ignore each other to look at their phones. Married life, huh?

 

#7 Good Luck!

We wish the happy couple the best of luck. Hopefully Patrick will get off his phone!